Objection!

So, I played all through ‘Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney’ and Phoenix Wright 2: Justice for All’, and it has changed me profoundly. It’s not like it changed my prospective on life or on reality, it just plain ol’ changed how I act. Now when people talk, it’s like I’m constantly looking for contradictions in their statements, then I would cry out “OBJECTION!” and present evidence to put them in their place. This hasn’t actually happened yet, but I know it’ll happen eventually. One day, one of you jokers will slip up in a big lie and I’ll SO call you on it.

On the topic of gaming, I have recently decided that I shall embark on a courageous scheme of… bum bum BUUUM, buying a new computer! I know that I HAVE a computer, but it’s not mine. It’s the ‘downstairs’ computer, and when I move out, I can’t very well take it with me. Also, my laptop is not Xtreme enough to run the awesome games I plan on playing.
If I am to buy a computer, I could, theoretically, buy a good one that will be good for me right now and stay good for at least a year or two. OR I could buy a wicked axesome computer that will be good for at least 5 years, and leave me room to grow thereof.
How can a computer be good for that long? Poppycock! It can’t. Or can it? Firstly I want to get a Quad-Core Processor, which, because the technology is knew and gaming companies are yet to utilize it’s full potential, so that will come in handy when the time comes that they are standard. Also, I wanted 4 slots for ram, leaving me room to grow. Wielding those two weapons, my computer could stay relatively top of the line for a good, long while.
What does a computer like that cost? Perhaps poverty.

Hives?

I’m almost fairly certain that I do NOT have hives. There is something that most of you don’t know about me. Dawn kind of does, but she has probably logged the information away as useless, because at the time of this information’s discovery, the true cause was falsified as “winter itch.” My little secret is that I am often (and I mean VERY often) plagued with uncontrollable terribly itchy skin. At first, I blamed, “taa daa”, Winter Itch. That was, until I did some real research on the issue, after which I have decided that I am plagued by a condition known as “Dermatographic Urticaria”. (Gotta love self diagnosis) It’s a condition of the skin caused by skin cells releasing histamines when they shouldn’t be, or something like that, due to the presence of weak membrane.
This membrane easily breaks down under pressure, like scratching, and thus produces a red welt to appear on the skin. So it is, in fact, by my own hand that I cause my itchy skin.
But then, it’s not always me. Sometimes I guess something would apply pressure on my skin, making me itch it (slightly) causing me to destory some valuable membranes which then released histamines which caused the welt that causes the itching! Hurray for understandment! Now, all I have to do is just realize this, and not scratch. It’s… easy… to… not… scratch…